下面是去年英國普通中學(xué)教育考試的題目。這些真實(shí)回答來自16歲的孩子，不是很聰明但是很娛樂，僅僅是16歲奧。
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
問：四季的名稱？
答：鹽、胡椒粉、芥末和醋。
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
問：露水是怎么形成的？
答：陽光照射使得葉子分泌出來的。
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
問：潮汐怎么形成的：
答：潮汐是月亮和地球打架的結(jié)果。水希望流向月亮，因為月亮沒有水，但是地球憎恨真空。我想太陽也參與了。
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
問：在一個民主社會里，選舉有多重要？
答：非常重要。當(dāng)一個男人選舉后，他只能和一個人做愛。
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
問：什么是膽固醇？
答：膽固醇能夠保持地毯仍然留在樓上。
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
問：當(dāng)一個男孩到了青春期會發(fā)生什么？
答：他將和他的童年說再見并期待第一次。
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
問：舉出一個由吸煙導(dǎo)致的疾??？
答：早逝
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
問：人工受精是什么意思？
答：一個農(nóng)民替代奶牛。
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
問：什么方法延緩牛奶變酸？
答：保存在奶牛那里。
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
問：什么是腓骨？
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
問：給出剖腹產(chǎn)的定義？
答：羅馬的一個地區(qū)
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
問：什么是一絕癥 答：當(dāng)您是病在機(jī)場。
